And China will rule the world...

For anyone who thinks China will rise up and dominate the world in the next few years, don't get a flight through Guangzhou airport..hassle central. But we did pick up this snippet from the China Daily:

A woman from Guiyang, Guizhou province, recently went to a local hospital complaining of dizziness and nausea, after listening continuously to a ringtone downloaded on the net in order to enlarge her breasts. The woman told doctors that one of her friends recommended the audio breast enlargement treatment after previous methods proved unsuccesful. She immediately downloaded a ringtone because she thought it would work more cheaply and faster than surgery.

Doctors told her that there is no evidence that certain musical tones can enlarge breasts.