Rant no.1 - The Train

Last night was our first train journey for 3 months...and our worst yet. Crimes against Hamroast were:

1. Filthy, disgusting train from Muong Man to Danang
2. Noisiest eaters ever in our cabin, they ate all night
3. Throat clearing all night, Sarah thought one man was throwing up at one point
4. One guy sat on Tom's feet, on his bed 3 times.
5. We were both woken by the sound of an extremely wet fart in the middle of the night
6. We woke to the smell of hard bolied eggs being eaten at 5 this morning
7. The egg debris was dropped onto Tom's bed. We cannot figure out how he managed this from the bunk above
8. From 5am to 6am the 2 men shouted at each other despite the fact they were a yard apart.
9. The doorframes on the train are helpfully only 5'9". So Tom banged his head after storming out the cabin.
10. Nothing left to say. Just angry and tired.